Illig claims
that 297 years (bw. August
614 & September 911) are simply inventions at writing tables. This seems
absurd for us, but he detects anomalies in the established history. Fomenko claims that history before 1250 is either invented,
or happened bw. 700 & 1250, independently of the historic labels. This
seems absurd for us, but he detects anomalies in Earth's rotation, if the
familiar history is true. Gurzadian claims that we
should bring upwards Babylonian history bw.
1st dynasty and sack of
History is scholarship, while Earth's
rotation is science. Can we make them concordant, should we, or may be content
with another version of "double truth"?
ON
THE LENGTH OF SKIRTS
B. Lukács
President of Matter
Evolution Subcommittee
of the
Geonomy Scientific
Committee
of the
lukacs@rmki.kfki.hu
CRIP RMKI, Bp. 114. Pf. 49,
ABSTRACT
Why female skirts are short now if they were
long for 4,000 long & uninterrupted years? Or do historians leave this
question to Fomenko, who denies the 4,000 years?
1. INTRODUCTION
The length of female
dress is an interesting question for almost anybody. (For men this is trivial;
for women this is a matter of Holy Fashion.) The question (or, rather: the
answers to it) is: how long was the female skirt throughout History?
Not all female dresses
contain a skirt. For example, in
The actual problem
will be stated in due course in Chap. 2. However there is a more general
problem: either we do not understand some forces behind History (which is quite
possible), or our history contains errors &c. (which is also possible, but
we like to believe that we have recognised all the errors already). My personal
guess is that we like some Simplified History, and then sooner or later
contradictions arise. Then people with greater than average fantasy tell that
we need a completely new History and turn to Alien Astronomers directing
pyramid building, while the other side again draws the conclusion that History
cannot be understood. The remainder between believe that they do understand
Her.
This situation is not
optimal. And while I cannot solve all problems of History, I can demonstrate
the problem via interesting examples. Maybe somebody reads them and then gets
some idea for exit.
2. THE LENGTH OF SKIRTS IN
HISTORY
XXth
century seems to have been exceptional. Practically all historians seem to
agree that "in the past" women bore "full-length" skirts.
Then in a few years centered around 1925 AD this
changed in the Anglo-Saxon World +
Of course historians
& sociologists can name reasons (e.g. propagation of "healthy
life" and/or appearance of female masses in outdoor business), and Fashion
cannot be fully understood anyway. However it seems that the actual change was
the first in 4,000 years; and it was irreversible in the sense that it has not
changed back. While in recent
In due course I will
demonstrate that in canonical History indeed a 4,000 year old habit changed
almost overnight about 1925; now let us accept it for argumentation. Then indeed
strong forces must have acted in the background. I will discuss the barriers
against these hypothetical forces in the next Chapter. But now I show up the
Problem: Either Early Twentieth Century was something unparallelled
even in the History of Fashion, or the Forces acting for Shorter Skirts were
exceptionally strong then, or we are in error about History. We should know
which is true from the 3 possibilities.
Ref. [1] is a short sci-fi
story written in c. 1970 by Van Vogt. The story is irrelevant here, but it
involves Time Travel. The husband regularly vanishes from his 1904 home, and
then the wife finds out how he vanishes. She follows, and appears in the
future, in 1967. Now some sentences from the writing.
"
3. THE HISTORY OF SKIRT LENGTH
With the above
geographical restriction we have to discuss a limited set of societies such as:
Ancient
Ancient
(Periferial
Western Asian societies)
Greco-Roman Antiquity
Other European Antique
societies
Medieval
(Moslim
Middle and Later Ages)
The two cases in
parentheses I will avoid. For the first, small Western Asian civilisations were
in Antiquity heavily influenced by
As for evidences,
written sources go back before 2,000 BC in Egypt & Mesopotamia, and to
1,400 BC in "
For practical reasons
I will distinguish only a few degrees of length, as follows. Full-length will
be abbreviated as FL, and it means skirts
stopping at the shoes, or even lower. Ankle-long or
In Ancient Mesopotamia
c. 2,000 BC is a divide. Earlier the dominant culture is Sumerian; later
Amorite, then Akkadian. Akkadian
is later known as Assyrian & Babylonian, and in later times the Assyrian
& Babylonian seem to prefer rather long skirts. This is not necessarily
true for earlier Sumerian, and although my startpoint
is 2,000 BC, the Sumerian situation deserves attention.
The
earliest information is an alabaster vase from the E'anna
temple in Uruk, from c. 3,300 BC. A completely naked
male priest gives some foodstuff to either Goddess Innana,
or her Chief Priestess. The female is fully dressed, and
On a temple tablet
from c. 2,550, ruler of the city
The statue of Ur-Nanshe, "the Great Singress"
from Ma'ri, c. 2,500 BC, clearly shows a KL skirt and
nothing above. See: gypsum statue, Musée d'Archéologie, Damasc.
A limestone tablet
shows a naked male priest before Goddess Nisaba, who
is again fully dressed and AL, c. 2,400 BC,
from Girsu. See: Louvre.
So in Sumerian times
Ancient
Good; so
Also, well-to-do women
wear on paintings, reliefs and statues so flimsy
garments that the nude body beneath can quite be seen. So it seems that
I promised a definite
exception. Princess Sitamon, secondary wife of Pharaon Amonhotep III was a
daughter of Amonhotep III himself & the primary
wife Teye. (Dynasty XVIII was massively incestuous.)
On a chair of Princess Sitamon she gives honour to
the principal wife (her mother too) [2], and Princess Sitamon
wears a KL skirt (and
nothing above waistline), while Queen Teye is AL. (In fact, Sitamon's garment is not unsimilar
to that of courtly men.)
I dare summarize the
Egyptian situation as follows. Farmer women did not feel disturbed in any
garment (but substantial garment distinguished them from slaves). Middle &
Upper Class women were also not disturbed by nudity taboos, but
Things will be
different in
In Classical Greece
male nudity was accepted, in some situations even preferred in all-male situation. Female nudity was
terrifying. Artistic proof is coming. But first: Ancient
In Mycenian
Mycenian
fashion has its compromises to more Northern climates, but Minoan female
dresses are not unheard of. But Mycenian cities are
abandoned or reduced c. 1200, the best agricultural
lands of
Good; uncouth
barbarians muffle up their women. However there are two problems with this
explanation. First, there is the nude ivory goddess-statuette of the Dipylon cemetery in
In Greek Classical
Antiquity all female statues & paintings are:
1) either
FL, perhaps AL;
2) or
KL or MS only if huntresses of Artemis (including
the goddess Herself), or Amazons, or perhaps exceptional girls as Atalanta, runners of the Hera
race, or Spartiate women in training;
3) or
nude if goddesses but practically only Aphrodite.
I think that no arguments are needed for Point 1); often even Maenads
are full-clothed; they sometimes may not be modest above waistline, but for any
case FL if not naked. To Point 2) I would refer to
the numerous Amazon statues & reliefs, to my
guess the Soft Porno of Indo-European Antiquity. Point 3), however, needs more
discussion, considering the nude statuette from the Dipylon
cemetery.
It seems that (male
demands on female) morals became so strict between VIIIth
and Vth century in
Maybe Praxiteles was the second about 350. His "Aphrodite of
Cnidus" is known from copies; but even this
statue is nontrivial. First, antique stories show that the innovation was not
taken easily. The statue was ordered by the city/island of
But now let us see the
statue; copies can be found in the
So in Greek art the
good Indo-European women are modestly clothed. Maybe the Goddess of Love not
always, but then She knows that Her apparel is
shameful. Hunting maidens of Artemis may go KL (imagine hunting
in peplos), but during hunt they are holy and men are
not present. As for Atalanta, the Argonaut, remember
the Kalydon Hunt, where heroes & princes died in
the tumult because her presence, bloody feuds originated; and remember the bad
end of
This is Art. However
we have lots of texts also. Thence we can be sure that on the streets of
Classical Athens all women were either FL/AL, including slave
girls, or nude (the hetairas, when Wise Solon established the industry in the city, if this story
be true). Maybe peasant women were sometimes
We know that Ionians
were strict with women. Maybe in some other cities rules were different; but
for a rapid check
Etrury's
proper place would be here; but let us first discuss briefly
That
in a local variant of
So far the
Mediterranean Indo-European female dresses are variants of AL/FL. They are
improper for work; but women more or less work at home, who knows in what
dress. It is also improper for even city traffic; but remember
that Solon was against the frequent street traffic of
free women. ML/KL dresses would be
more practical, but surely (as some feminists would formulate more succintly) patriarchal Indo-European males wanted to keep
the women at home and generally put them into perpetual shame/minority complex.
Generally the principle of dressing does not differ too much of today's chador
even if sometimes the hair was not taboo. Now we may test this interpretation
by comparison with the most important non-Indo-European surviving people of
Antique Europe.
Etrury
Etruscan habits indeed
differed a lot from Greece/Rome, and Etruscan ladies were very often accused by
Greek/Roman authors for being shameless. (As the easiest, look at Livy.) Still the difference is surprisingly slight in
dress.
For any case, now ML is not
infrequent. For example, two statuettes from
Antique European Barbarians
The list would be
long, the information limited. Non-Indo-European
And when we turn to
the North, the Germans of Antiquity show something different. It seems that a
German (?) lady may have worn skirts of any
length. Many times bogs preserved even the cloths; in other cases the jewels
inform us. Surely a lady wearing trinkets on her legs did not wear a skirt covering the
trinkets.
There are surely
And now observe that
ladies of warm
Middle Ages & Slightly
Later
Common opinion is that
European Middle Ages were very strict in skirts. Gentlewomen wore FL skits; maybe the
shoe could be seen, but the ankle not at all. Their female servants wore surely
Now, these are the
gentlewomen & their servants. City women more or less mimic the gentry. But
what about peasant women, members of the same Church,
subjects of (generally) the same morality?
It seems that until
Reformation the rule is simply: a trifle shorter skirts
in the villages. Maybe because 1) morality was somewhat not
so strict there, and 2) work at the fields was impossible in FL skirts or sometimes even in
Enlightment & Industrial Ages
There is little new. Enlightment brings somewhat laxer mores in
From c. 1860 we have
photographs. The photographs show women of long skirts, either in cities (majority)
or in villages (minority), although tendenciously the
skirt is longer in cities.
There are methodical
paintings from villages of different parts of
The Twentieth Century
Photograph collections
are published as books. One of them is [6]; the title means simply "The
Pictures of Our Century". According to the date of publication the book is
pro-Communist, but for the length of skirts it seems to be a random selection.
The book starts in
True, a Hungarian
sales advertisement shows a lady whose skirt is probably
4. THE REGION OF SHORTSKIRTS
The above term comes
from Hungarian ethnography. Today it is the compact territory of 5 (or, by
another count, 6) villages just above
These shortskirts are well documented from cca.
1900, but local tradition tells that shortskirts go
back to Turkish tax collectors (cca. 1650 there), and
the present Kôhídgyarmat village home page guesses
that the fashion originates from Magyar Conquest in 896 AD, because of
necessity of riding horses.
The skirts are KL. Today an
ethnographic march there looks exactly as a 2005
Now try to visualize Párkány, at
In 1900 there were the
consumers: city women in FL and AL; and sellers: women
from the West in ML and from the Eastern shortskirt
country in KL. Maybe city
women slapped their daughters if they were careless and their ankles shone
forth unnecessarily; but the seller in KL was regular.
Maybe at home the city women then told to the daughters that Kôhídgyarmat women had funny skirts.
The 5 shortskirt villages were neither bad nor good examples for
the others. Neighbouring villages did not learn shortskirts,
but neither shortskirt villages accepted
Let us again take the
story of Van Vogt [1]. As he writes: the heroine time-travels from her 1904
home, and appears in 1967. She would seem foreign in her dress on the street,
so goes into a shop, and:
"
Surely, that clothes did not qualitatively differ from 1904 folk
style Kôhídgyarmat or Kéménd
clothes. In 1904, however, Kôhídgyarmat women were
not trembling from their shameless skirts in Párkány,
and maybe neither Párkány women trembled from
indignation. The author of [1] is a man, and maybe men cannot imagine women's
souls.
In 1900 or 1904 the
only Hungarian writer ever connected with sci-fi was old Maurus
Jókai, never involved into time travels. But if you
imagine a young Párkány woman travelling from 1904 to
1967, surely she would not have trembled from her freshly acquired shameless
1967 dress. Rather she would have giggled: look, now I
am similar to the funny Kôhídgyarmat girls.
Maybe there were other
shortskirt regions in
5. APRÉS DU GUERRE
And then in a few
years in 1925 everything changes and women's skirts shrink to a length they
never had in 4,000 years, except in
Fomenko's
scheme would offer an easy explanation (as far as I know, Fomenko
did not discuss this problem). I do not suggest this explanation (and so I give
it only as Appendix B). But still I believe a more traditional explanation
would be welcome.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
My colleague Ágnes Holba is thanked
for valuable discussions.
APPENDIX A: SHORTSKIRT VILLAGES NOW
The
procession mentioned in the main text happened at Kéménd,
The Kôhídgyarmat homepage is [8] and that mentions the
hypothesis that shortskirt dresses would go back to 1100
years; either correct or not. If you look very attentively, shortskirt
pictures are in the general background and the detailed form of the dress is
not identical to that of Kéménd.
APPENDIX B: HISTORY OF
FEMALE SKIRTS IN FOMENKO'S SCHEME
In Fomenko's
scheme history before cca. 1250 is full with clones
of later historic texts, and "old manuscripts" &c. are written
later. Then "antique pictures" were produced by Medieval
authors, so they invented "ancient fashions" generally according to
their everyday impressions, so long skirts. Therefore up to now long skirts
were used for cca. 600 years and
short ones for 80. Not even an order of magnitude difference, so any
plausible explanation can be used.
REFERENCES
[1] Van Vogt A. E.: The Timed Clock. In: Lost: Fifty Suns. Daw Books,
[2] Desroches-Noblecourt Christiane: Life and Death of a Pharaon:
Tutankhamen. G. Rainbird Ltd.
[3] Plutarchi vitae parallelae.
Teubner,
[4] Jacobi B.: Verweht
und ausgegraben Archäologische
Forschungen der letzen fünfzig Jahre. Prisma-Verlag, Zenner & Gürchott,
[5] Chaunu P.: La civilisation de L'Europe classique, Arthaud,
[6] Bokor P: Századunk
képei. Gondolat,
[7] ***: Régiók. http://parkany.host.sk/magyar/index_reg.htm
[8] ***: Kőhídgyarmat. http://parkany.host.sk/kohidgyarmat/magyar/jobb.htm
My HomePage, with some other studies, if you are curious.